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Niece's Pieces
Niece’s Pieces

Lately I’ve been experiencing something that is new to me, especially as someone who scores as

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My Greatest Fear #41: Cutting Off Circulation in My Finger While Flossing and Losing the Finger
My Greatest Fear #41: Cutting Off Circulation in My Finger While Flossing and Losing the Finger

I’ve flossed my teeth every day for the last 14 years. You could drive a Hummer over my gums a

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The Office Is Closing
The Office Is Closing

After 9 seasons, NBC’s The Office will close its doors for the final time tomorrow. Some of yo

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relationships »

How to Let Strangers Decide If You Should Get a Vasectomy
How to Let Strangers Decide If You Should Get a Vasectomy

Way back in 2008, I wrote a blog entry called, I Own That Guy’s Arm. In it I proposed that I

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Pet Please #84: When a Real Doctor Confirms Your Self-Diagnosis
Pet Please #84: When a Real Doctor Confirms Your Self-Diagnosis

Let me start off by saying that earwax, albeit gross, is a good thing. Your body produces earwax to

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