March of Mad Ideas

Today’s Matchups:

Choosing where your tax money goes: If, for example, you don’t support the war in Iraq, you could indicate that you want your tax money to go to other programs. This increases the power of democracy.

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Airplanes with solar panels on the wings: An way to save the huge amount of gas airplanes consume

A court reporter for your life: This would allow you to have a full transcript of all conversations you have in case you need to revisit that information at some point in the future, and you would have the full text of the funny things you said.

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Chewy, tasty vitamins for adults: Adults deserve Flintstones vitamins too

Victors from the other day:

Experience-based job-search engine beat out conveyor-belt sushi, and sunroofs with rain sensors beat out Pepsi Ice Cucumber.