Newsflash: Amy Grant in the News

HARLEM, New York (AP): Heralded Christian singer Amy Grant announced today that she will be releasing her latest album, Amy Grant’s Sportz Jamz, prior to the start of the men’s NCAA March Madness tournament.

“Amy Grant loves God,” said Grant’s publicist, Jesus Martinez. “And God loves 65-team bracketed tournaments.”
The CD will join a growing list of Emmy award-winning albums from long-time Christian producer 50-Cent, included Amy Grant Sings the Blues, Amy Grant Gets This Party Started, Amy Grant’s Cornea Papercuts, and Heart in Motion.
Early estimates project CD sales of upwards of 100,000.
Grant could not be reached for comment because she is busy recording her follow-up rave album, Amy Grant’s Elektronika Fantastika.
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