Newsflash: Hubble: Still Out There

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) — Today it was confirmed by an elite team of scientists at NASA that yes, Hubble is still out there.

“Who knew?” said astophysicist Ted Kerplucken. “I sure as hell didn’t.”
Hubble, which was originally launched on April 24, 1990, has apparently been taking photos for over 18 years.
“Really?” said Nobel prize winner Ariel Downs. “Little guy keeps shootin’ away. It’s a miracle!”
Hubble could not be reached for comment.
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