Comments on: Two Things I Haven't Lost at Since High School http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/ Tue, 22 May 2012 15:26:59 +0000 hourly 1 By: Jerry Seinfeld http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-974 Jerry Seinfeld Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:17:10 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-974 I choose not to run! I choose not to run!

]]> By: jameystegmaier http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-973 jameystegmaier Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:33:47 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-973 Oh yeah. The women will have to wear unnecessarily tight clothing and have expensive flags. And either Gabe or I will have to have some sort of illegal gear that we rev up excessively before the race. And then I'll win. Oh yeah. The women will have to wear unnecessarily tight clothing and have expensive flags. And either Gabe or I will have to have some sort of illegal gear that we rev up excessively before the race.

And then I’ll win.

]]> By: Bob http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-972 Bob Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:53:20 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-972 If it goes down against Gabe, you should definitely do it illegal street race-style: on a dimly lit back street or alley, after midnight, crowds lining the course, and a hot starting flag chick for the send-off. (Fortunately) I haven't watched a lot of Fast and Furious movies, so I don't know if I'm describing this exactly right, but you get the idea. If it goes down against Gabe, you should definitely do it illegal street race-style: on a dimly lit back street or alley, after midnight, crowds lining the course, and a hot starting flag chick for the send-off. (Fortunately) I haven’t watched a lot of Fast and Furious movies, so I don’t know if I’m describing this exactly right, but you get the idea.

]]> By: jameystegmaier http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-971 jameystegmaier Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:44:11 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-971 I like my odds big time. Well, with a caveat: I don't race more than 100m. Beyond that it's no longer a footrace, at least in my mind. 100m race against Tim P? That's easy (all due respect, Tim). I'm interested to race Gabe, though. I like my odds big time. Well, with a caveat: I don’t race more than 100m. Beyond that it’s no longer a footrace, at least in my mind.

100m race against Tim P? That’s easy (all due respect, Tim). I’m interested to race Gabe, though.

]]> By: Bob http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-970 Bob Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:40:19 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-970 Two things I'd like to see, then: *A 10 mile race against me *A 100m race against Tim P I think both would push you. Do you still like your odds? Two things I’d like to see, then:
*A 10 mile race against me
*A 100m race against Tim P

I think both would push you. Do you still like your odds?

]]> By: jameystegmaier http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-969 jameystegmaier Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:31:51 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-969 Wow, I could debunk pretty much all of those claims. The best is number 6. TBS tries so hard!! Wow, I could debunk pretty much all of those claims. The best is number 6. TBS tries so hard!!

]]> By: Nancy http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-968 Nancy Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:31:33 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-968 I'm the Wayne Gretsky of air hockey. I’m the Wayne Gretsky of air hockey.

]]> By: jameystegmaier http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-967 jameystegmaier Thu, 04 Jun 2009 15:23:27 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-967 It's true. He's gone an astounding 165-0-3 in ookie cookie since high school (the 3 ties came when "everyone won"). What he didn't mention is that he was 0-19-2 in high school ookie. It’s true. He’s gone an astounding 165-0-3 in ookie cookie since high school (the 3 ties came when “everyone won”). What he didn’t mention is that he was 0-19-2 in high school ookie.

]]> By: dbsjoe http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-966 dbsjoe Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:25:27 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-966 a game of ookie a game of ookie

]]> By: Bryce http://jameystegmaier.com/2009/06/two-things-i-havent-lost-at-since-high-school/#comment-965 Bryce Thu, 04 Jun 2009 11:32:35 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=1161#comment-965 Since high school, I have not lost: 1. my integrity 2. my keys (wait, thats a lie) 3. my incredible sense of humor 4. my boyish good looks 5. one precious pound of fat (in fact, quite the opposite) 6. one minute of time watching "Everybody Loves Raymond" or "King of Queens" (despite TBS's best efforts) 7. the desire to read this blog (wait, I think I just did) Since high school, I have not lost:
1. my integrity
2. my keys (wait, thats a lie)
3. my incredible sense of humor
4. my boyish good looks
5. one precious pound of fat (in fact, quite the opposite)
6. one minute of time watching “Everybody Loves Raymond” or “King of Queens” (despite TBS’s best efforts)
7. the desire to read this blog (wait, I think I just did)

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