Comments on: What Past Girlfriends Have Said About Me

By: Amanda S.

Amanda S. — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:42:15 +0000

Offensive Cue Card guy is regular Cue Card guy’s obnoxious cousin. The boyfriend says “Hey You, we can’t hang out this week because you don’t give me sex”*hysterical laughter from boyfriend, silence from me*Enter in Offensive Cue Card guy with one of his award winning lines. “Hey man, it’s a joke and at least I’m not dumping you yet even though I’m tried of you! Yeah! Yeah! You getting it from somewhere else that’s why I don’t get it, oh yeah burn!”*more hysterical laughter from boyfriend*.
Is yours available for trade? You are more than welcome to MB’s.

By: Jamey Stegmaier

Jamey Stegmaier — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:08:44 +0000

Yeah, my cue card guy only works when I’m dating. So he’s been unemployed for a while. How does Offensive Cue Card guy work?

By: Amanda S.

Amanda S. — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 00:19:28 +0000

The Cue Card entry is fantastic and inspired me to write my own post about my recent experience with his cousin: Offensive Cue Card guy. I take it Jamey’s Cue Card guy is on leave of absence at the moment, but maybe he will come back stronger and with better recovery phrases. Thanks for the inspiration yet again, Stegmaier.

By: david holloway

david holloway — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:09:28 +0000

there’s something very sick hidden here, jamey….i just can’t put my finger on it just quite yet……i’ll get back to you.

By: Dionne

Dionne — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:43:05 +0000

My exes don’t have anything funny to say. I still talk to several of my exes and all they talk about are the “good times” and why don’t I come visit them more often. Seriously? There is a reason why you are referred to as “the ex”.

By: jameystegmaier

jameystegmaier — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:48:14 +0000

Thanks Trev! Fixed.

By: T-Mac

T-Mac — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:45:21 +0000

You can delete this comment when you have a chance. The girlie drink link doesn’t work (1st link), but it is indeed a great entry and worth fixing!