I’m at the beach at Nags Head, North Carolina this week, so I’ll be blogging from my iPhone. These entries will be short and sweet, and perhaps riddled with grammatical errors I actually can’t even see the text I’m writing right now.
I just want to take a minute to thanks the genius who invented women’s swimwear, the bikini in particular. It is a brilliant way to get women to walk around in their underwear in broad daylight. Sir inventor, I tip my cap to you. This innovation is essentially unparalleled.