Pet Please #25: Bikinis

I’m at the beach at Nags Head, North Carolina this week, so I’ll be blogging from my iPhone. These entries will be short and sweet, and perhaps riddled with grammatical errors I actually can’t even see the text I’m writing right now.

I just want to take a minute to thanks the genius who invented women’s swimwear, the bikini in particular. It is a brilliant way to get women to walk around in their underwear in broad daylight. Sir inventor, I tip my cap to you. This innovation is essentially unparalleled.