Comments on: Katie Accidentally Drank Milk That Had Been Expired for Three Days: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds http://jameystegmaier.com/2012/09/katie-accidentally-drank-milk-that-had-been-expired-for-three-days-a-survivors-true-tale-of-survival-against-all-odds/ Fri, 24 May 2013 15:58:48 +0000 hourly 1 By: Katy http://jameystegmaier.com/2012/09/katie-accidentally-drank-milk-that-had-been-expired-for-three-days-a-survivors-true-tale-of-survival-against-all-odds/#comment-49191 Katy Sun, 16 Sep 2012 03:22:44 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=6634#comment-49191 Katie- This tale of survival may actually be saving my life right this second, so my eternal thanks for sharing it with the world.

Just a few minutes ago, I poured a nice glass of milk to go with a snack and noticed something off about the taste. Immediately I checked the label on the container to find out it does not expire for three more days, so I assumed it was just a result of what I was eating affecting the taste of the milk.

Closer inspection of the glass showed it had curdled, so obviously the lovely people at the grocery store are trying to play some cruel joke on the customers with incorrect expiration dates on their milk. I’m fairly certain that the milk parasites are currently compromising my immune system after that one tiny sip, and I have begun to follow your instructions for defeating the milk parasites, but just for safe measure may also need to consume copious amounts of wine or any other alcohol on hand in my apartment. Wish me luck, and thanks again for sharing this tale!

]]> By: Carole http://jameystegmaier.com/2012/09/katie-accidentally-drank-milk-that-had-been-expired-for-three-days-a-survivors-true-tale-of-survival-against-all-odds/#comment-49079 Carole Fri, 14 Sep 2012 12:54:25 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=6634#comment-49079 “…all hell breaks loose inside of the milk jug.” Hah! Reminds me of a recent FB post by a friend whose juvenile boxer accidentally trapped himself inside the playroom while no one was home. It was not pretty (although I think both the boxer and my friend survived).

Awesome, Katie!

]]> By: Katie http://jameystegmaier.com/2012/09/katie-accidentally-drank-milk-that-had-been-expired-for-three-days-a-survivors-true-tale-of-survival-against-all-odds/#comment-49027 Katie Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:02:43 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=6634#comment-49027 If I’ve even educated one person on how to handle a dreaded milk parasite exposure, then it was worth it.

Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

]]> By: TMac http://jameystegmaier.com/2012/09/katie-accidentally-drank-milk-that-had-been-expired-for-three-days-a-survivors-true-tale-of-survival-against-all-odds/#comment-49017 TMac Thu, 13 Sep 2012 12:01:30 +0000 http://jameystegmaier.com/?p=6634#comment-49017 Awesome. Written like a true survivor. Just reading this makes me want to fashion a loincloth and run screaming into the wild. You, ma’am, have a harrowing tale to tell, and I’m a better person for having read it. Someday I too may face a true survival scenario, and your brave tale will elucidate the path to salvation.

By the way, had you consumed milk from September of 2011 a few days ago, this may actually have been a very different tale, perhaps one that did not end in survival.

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