Sometimes the greatest loves of our lives have been there all along.
I’ve tried many a canned salsa in my day. There’s a whole shelf of them at the grocery store, not to mention the home-brew varieties in the fresh veggies section.
I’ll say it–I’ve been around the block when it comes to salsas. With so many flavors, how could you not? Each one offers a different level of spiciness to explore. Sometimes that extra kick is what you need–or what you think you need–at the time, but sometimes you need something more mild and gentle. A salsa that is willing to be the big spoon, if you know what I mean.
But the tricky thing with salsas is that no matter how many you try, there’s always a dozen more knocking on your door. It’s the paradox of choice–how can you ever be satisfied with one when there might be something better out there?
I’ve even gone so far as to double team salsas–to mix two of them in a tangle of tomatoes and peppers. It’s easy to get lost in the shuffle when you do that, or even be excluded from the fun as the two salsas clash and swim in each other’s moistness.
Then one day you find one that’s actually pretty good. You’re tentative at first, hesitant to commit after being hurt so many times by a salsa that’s too hot to handle. Perhaps you even try something else the next time you need a can–surely you haven’t found the one after so many dead ends.
Months later it catches your eye as you walk through the Mexican food aisle. You take a deep breath, gather your courage, and decide to give it another go. When the salsa hits your lips, you moan in pleasure as you experience a release that you didn’t know was possible.
You finally admit to yourself that you like it. A lot. You want to be with this salsa. You want to come home to this salsa waiting for you in the fridge. You didn’t see it coming, but when you least expected it, you found the greatest salsa of your life.
For me, my friends, that salsa is Hacienda’s house brand. Sorry, other salsas, but this man is taken.
Have you found the perfect salsa for you? Don’t settle on second best. You’re better than that.