Archive for July 14th, 2014

The Future of Flatulence

The Future of Flatulence

Several years ago, my girlfriend at the time would chide me for doing something called a “Dutch Oven.” That term seems offensive to people from the Netherlands, so I’ll just call it “farting under the sheets” or “night flatulence.” Apparently I was a frequent offender. At the time, we assumed that the bedtime odor du […]