Book Review: The Emperor’s Blades

It’s pretty rare that a book is so good that I’ll devote an entire entry to it instead of waiting for my “best of the year” post to talk about it. The Emperor’s Blades is too good for me not to write about it. I came to this book in a roundabout way. I was seeking the board … Read more

Sources Confirm My New Nephew Has 10 Toes

RICHMOND, Virginia (AP) – After much deliberation, sources confirmed today that my new nephew, James, has 10 toes. After exiting the womb of my sister on Friday, a number of photos were taken of James. As members of the press quickly noticed, none of the photos included his toes. “We were pretty busy holding James … Read more