Singing in My Sleep

white-bearIt’s time again for the most awkward of my blog posts: The ones where I share sound clips of me talking–and now singing–in my sleep.

That’s right, I’m still using the Sleep Talk app on a nightly basis. It is one of my favorite things.

I went a few months saying very little (plenty of snoring, burping, sneezing, and farting, though. Yes, I’m single), but lately I’ve been saying quite a bit. Here are the clips, along with my best guess as to what I’m saying:

Finally, I want to prepare you a little bit for the following, because it’s weird. It really sounds like I’m trying to harmonize to a song. It is NOT–I assure you–a sexual act that was accidentally recorded. Really.

Sleep Talk records in 8-second bursts, hence why the following is broken into shorter segments:

It’s not pretty, but it’s better than my singing voice when I’m awake. I’m taking requests for tonight’s song–maybe that dwarven song from The Hobbit?

Have you said anything in your sleep recently?

Also read/listen to: What I Say in My Sleep and More of What I Say in My Sleep and The Weirdest Thing I’ve Said While Sleeping

6 thoughts on “Singing in My Sleep”

  1. Some thoughts:

    “Still the same color?” has to be related to a dream about a game night, right? Since people always tend to go for the same color and also finger foods work with game nights/days, it just makes sense….. Do you ever remember anything from the dreams when the app catches you talking in your sleep?

    The singing portions are also great– maybe you secretly want to audition for The Voice? 🙂

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    • I think there’s a pretty good chance it was about board games! Though I don’t remember any specific dreams. Most of the talking happens about an hour into my sleep, while typically the dreams I remember are those that happen close to when I wake up in the morning.

      Ha ha…I think The Voice would reject me faster than anyone ever. 🙂

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