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The most important news that never happened, as well as true survivor stories from Jamey’s life.
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DiGiorno to Test Delivery Service
Senator Ends Record Filibuster on the Filibuster Decision
Facebook Announces That You Can Now Like Likes
Lionsgate Announces “Totino’s Party Pizza Hunger Games” Reality Show
NewsFlash: jameystegmaier.com to Partner with Depends
Google Books to Continue Scanning the World’s Printed Material with Personal Journals, Diaries
Swedish Director of Original “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Film to Remake American Version
Netflix to Buy US Postal Service
Clean Plate Club to Close Memberships
Bronx Zoo to Let One Animal Escape Each Month
Local Man to Bake Himself into Pretzel, Live There
Special Announcement: jameystegmaier.com Is Going Public
“Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty” Archrival Expresses Regret, Disappointment
Ohio State Trounced by Little Sisters of the Poor in Bowl Warmup
Pizza Hut Launches New “Krusts 4 Kids” Program
New Zealand to Rest of World: “We’re Not Middle Earth”
Cats Show Up in Record Numbers to Vote Against Puppy Mill Bill
Cleveland Clinic to Move to Miami
Obama Wins Additional Nobel Prizes
St. Louis Mayor Decides City Will “Go French,” Switch to Euro
Entourage’s Sloan to Be the New Face of Sloan-Kettering Memorial Hospital
UConn Junior Thabeet Entering MLS Draft
Red Cross and Twilight Partner for New Campaign
Watched Pot Boils in Area Home
Local Man Tries to Grow “Cool” Beard, Fails
Local Man Eats 4-Year-Old Frozen Lasagna for Dinner
Jamey Stegmaier Announces He’ll Never Run for Public Office
Obama Selects Area Kitten for Cabinet
Shopowner Pleased with Passage of Time
The Original Disney Vault Entry
Jamey’s True Tales of Survival
I Lived Through a 5.2-Magnitude Earthquake: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Survived Being Lost in the Rainforest: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Lived Through Four Days Without Hot Water: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
The Outlaw of St. Louis: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Lived Through the Floods of Dublin: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Lived Through 3 Days Without Air Conditioning: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Lived Through a Day Without Chocolate at Work: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Lived Through a Sub-Zero Winter Hellscape Commute to Work: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival
I Lived Through a Freezing Cold Baseball Game: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
The Plastic Slider Fell Off My Ziploc Bag: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Survived My First Trip to the Eye Doctor (Barely)
I Lived Through Everest in the Rain: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival
I Survived Without Hair Product for 5 Days: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds
I Survived a Vegetarian Meal: A Survivor’s True Tale of Survival Against All Odds