superlatives
Jamey lists his greatest fears, loves, shames, as well as his favorite lines from entries and comments on this blog. In addition, he includes what the readers think via the polls list.
My Greatest…
A Love Letter to My Greatest Love, My GPS Navigator
My Greatest Fear: Potato Eyes and Moldy Food
My Greatest Fear: Part 2: Opening Canisters of Pillsbury Rolls
My Greatest Fear #3: Getting Locked Out of My Car on a Snow Day
My Greatest Fear #4: Left Turns Across Traffic
My Greatest Fear #5: Getting Stuck to Something Frozen
My Greatest Fear #6: Piano Bars
My Greatest Fear #7: Popping Balloons
My Greatest Fear #8: Static Electricity
My Greatest Fear #9: Ice Shattering into My Eyes
My Greatest Fear #10: Grandma’s Painting
My Greatest Fear #11: Volleyball
My Greatest Fear #12: Getting Struck by Lightning and Not Getting a Superpower Out of It
My Greatest Fear #13: Unseen Spiders
My Greatest Fear #14: Eyeball Papercuts
My Greatest Fear #15: Brushing My Teeth with Something That Looks Like Toothpaste but Is Not
My Greatest Fear #16: Face Paint
My Greatest Fear #17: Getting Attacked in the Shower
My Greatest Fear #18: The Sky Is Falling
My Greatest Fear #19: Broken Glass in Restaurants
My Greatest Fear #20: Dead Arms
My Greatest Fear #21: Chemical Explosions
My Greatest Fear #22: Garbage Bins
My Greatest Fear #23: Losing My Dry Cleaning Ticket
My Greatest Fear #24: Dropping a Baby
My Greatest Fear #25: The Key Breaking Off in the Lock
My Greatest Fear #26: Pulling a “Memento”
Your Greatest Fear #27: Butt-Dialing After Trash-Talking
My Greatest Fear #28: Spitting My Drink All Over a Date
My Greatest Fear #29: Accidentally Dialing 9-1-1
My Greatest Fear #30: Spraying Myself in the Eyes with PAM
My Greatest Fear #31: Causing a Car Accident with a Sneeze
My Greatest Fear #32: Drowning in My Sleep
My Greatest Fear #33: That I Can Smell Toxic Odorless Gases and I’M SMELLING ONE RIGHT NOW
My Greatest Fear #34: Getting Stuck with a Full Bladder
My Greatest Fear #35: That the Laptop Is Still on After You Close It
My Greatest Fear #36: That the Awesome Guest Star Won’t Become a Series Regular
My Greatest Fear #37: Passing Out from Exhaust Fumes Inhaled While Cleaning Snow Off My Car
My Greatest Fear #38: Staining My Dress Pants the Day After I Get Them Back from the Dry Cleaners
My Greatest Fear #39: Doing the One Thing You Absolutely Must Not Do
My Greatest Fear #40: Having 21 Items in the “20 Items or Fewer” Checkout Lane
My Greatest Fear #42: Cutting Off Circulation in My Finger While Flossing and Losing the Finger
My Greatest Procrastination: Shampooing My Car
My Greatest Shame Part 2: The Plunger
The Best Maps of the US
Polls
What Are You Allowed to Do at Your Bachelor Party?
The Hottest Animated Disney Male
The Hottest Animated Disney Female
Best Lines from This Blog
“For true awkward-off masters, the combination growl/eyelash flutter can be a useful weapon. I’ve never seen someone abdicate an armrest faster than when I simultaneously rolled my arm on top of his, turned with a vicious, yet loving stare, and growled as my eyes offered him “butterfly kisses”. Needless to say, not only was the remainder of the flight quiet, but he scooted so far away from the middle armrest that the farside armrest left an imprint on his ribcage.” (Trevor, in response to Armrest Rules on Airplanes)
“Far too much time and energy is being wasted on trying to create pills that make flatulence smell like apple pie when the market clearly shows that public demand favors cinnamon rolls. Government funds MUST be redirected away from apple pie smelling farts to cinnamon roll smelling farts!” (Bryce, in response to Who the Hell Is Nancy? Part 3)
“I’m considering starting a pyramid scheme that involves actually building a pyramid.” (Jamey, in Random Irruminibble)
“It would be awesome to have someone follow me around all day and record everything I said and everything that was said to me. The transcript would be extremely useful for playing back conversations between Caroline and me so that we could know who was right or wrong: “May I refer to June 13, 2006, when you stated—with no intended sarcasm or irony—that if you ‘ever don’t come to a complete stop at a stop sign,’ you’ll ‘sever your own arm and give yourself the finger.’” (Jamey, in The Court Reporter for My Life)
