superlatives

Jamey lists his greatest fears, loves, shames, as well as his favorite lines from entries and comments on this blog. In addition, he includes what the readers think via the polls list.

My Greatest…

A Love Letter to My Greatest Love, My GPS Navigator

My Greatest Fear: Potato Eyes and Moldy Food

My Greatest Fear: Part 2: Opening Canisters of Pillsbury Rolls

My Greatest Fear #3: Getting Locked Out of My Car on a Snow Day

My Greatest Fear #4: Left Turns Across Traffic

My Greatest Fear #5: Getting Stuck to Something Frozen

My Greatest Fear #6: Piano Bars

My Greatest Fear #7: Popping Balloons

My Greatest Fear #8: Static Electricity

My Greatest Fear #9: Ice Shattering into My Eyes

My Greatest Fear #10: Grandma’s Painting

My Greatest Fear #11: Volleyball

My Greatest Fear #12: Getting Struck by Lightning and Not Getting a Superpower Out of It

My Greatest Fear #13: Unseen Spiders

My Greatest Fear #14: Eyeball Papercuts

My Greatest Fear #15: Brushing My Teeth with Something That Looks Like Toothpaste but Is Not

My Greatest Fear #16: Face Paint

My Greatest Fear #17: Getting Attacked in the Shower

My Greatest Fear #18: The Sky Is Falling

My Greatest Fear #19: Broken Glass in Restaurants

My Greatest Fear #20: Dead Arms

My Greatest Fear #21: Chemical Explosions

My Greatest Fear #22: Garbage Bins

My Greatest Fear #23: Losing My Dry Cleaning Ticket

My Greatest Fear #24: Dropping a Baby

My Greatest Fear #25: The Key Breaking Off in the Lock

My Greatest Fear #26: Pulling a “Memento”

Your Greatest Fear #27: Butt-Dialing After Trash-Talking

My Greatest Fear #28: Spitting My Drink All Over a Date

My Greatest Fear #29: Accidentally Dialing 9-1-1

My Greatest Fear #30: Spraying Myself in the Eyes with PAM

My Greatest Fear #31: Causing a Car Accident with a Sneeze

My Greatest Fear #32: Drowning in My Sleep

My Greatest Fear #33: That I Can Smell Toxic Odorless Gases and I’M SMELLING ONE RIGHT NOW

My Greatest Fear #34: Getting Stuck with a Full Bladder

My Greatest Fear #35: That the Laptop Is Still on After You Close It

My Greatest Fear #36: That the Awesome Guest Star Won’t Become a Series Regular

My Greatest Fear #37: Passing Out from Exhaust Fumes Inhaled While Cleaning Snow Off My Car

My Greatest Fear #38: Staining My Dress Pants the Day After I Get Them Back from the Dry Cleaners

My Greatest Fear #39: Doing the One Thing You Absolutely Must Not Do

My Greatest Fear #40: Having 21 Items in the “20 Items or Fewer” Checkout Lane

My Greatest Fear #42: Cutting Off Circulation in My Finger While Flossing and Losing the Finger

My Greatest Fear #43: My Greatest Childhood Fear

My Greatest Fear #44: The Copy Machine Light

My Greatest Fear $45: Misleading a Police Officer

My Greatest Fear #46: Missing 2 Minutes of a Movie to Go to the Bathroom Even If My Bladder Will Explode

My Greatest Fear #47: Forgetting to Go Invisible After Finishing an Instant-Message Conversation

My Greatest Fear #48: Getting a Potato Chip in My Eye

My Greatest Fear #49: All Comment Notifications Sent to Spam

My Greatest Fear #50: Spraying Toilet Water in My Eyes

My Greatest Fear #51: When You Accidentally Adjust a Setting in Your Car but Can’t Figure Out What You Changed

My Greatest Fear #52: Being Unable to Open a Jar

My Greatest Fear #53: Driving Without a License

My Greatest Fear #54: Laughing Out Loud During a Moment of Silence

My Greatest Fear #55: The Hooligan Sucker Punch

My Greatest Fear #56: Putting Headphones on the Wrong Ears

My Greatest Fear #57: Posting on the Wrong Blog

My Greatest Fear #58: Texting to the Wrong Person

My Greatest Fear #59: Brain Aneurysms on the Toilet

My Greatest Fear #60: Sonic Wave Attacks

My Greatest Fear #61: Forgetting to Refrigerate Leftovers

My Greatest Fears When Getting a Massage

My Greatest Fear #62: Thunder and Lightning

My Greatest Fear #63: Going to the Hospital During the Pandemic

My Greatest Fear #64: Opening a Neighbor’s Mail by Mistake

My Greatest Fear #65: Tick Swarms

My Greatest Fear #66: A Car Door Getting Knocked Off

My Greatest Procrastination: Shampooing My Car

My Greatest Sloth

My Greatest Joy

My Greatest Shame

My Greatest Shame Part 2: The Plunger

The Best Maps of the US

#1: Lorena’s Map

#2: John’s Map

#3: Amanda’s Map

Polls

Phoning in from the Bathroom

New Format?

5 thoughts on “superlatives”

  1. Hey Jamey – just noticed a broken link on this page to fear #28. Thanks for the laughs – these have been fun to read!

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