Jamey lists his greatest fears, loves, shames, as well as his favorite lines from entries and comments on this blog. In addition, he includes what the readers think via the polls list.
My Greatest…
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My Greatest Fear: Potato Eyes and Moldy Food
My Greatest Fear: Part 2: Opening Canisters of Pillsbury Rolls
My Greatest Fear #3: Getting Locked Out of My Car on a Snow Day
My Greatest Fear #4: Left Turns Across Traffic
My Greatest Fear #5: Getting Stuck to Something Frozen
My Greatest Fear #6: Piano Bars
My Greatest Fear #7: Popping Balloons
My Greatest Fear #8: Static Electricity
My Greatest Fear #9: Ice Shattering into My Eyes
My Greatest Fear #10: Grandma’s Painting
My Greatest Fear #11: Volleyball
My Greatest Fear #12: Getting Struck by Lightning and Not Getting a Superpower Out of It
My Greatest Fear #13: Unseen Spiders
My Greatest Fear #14: Eyeball Papercuts
My Greatest Fear #15: Brushing My Teeth with Something That Looks Like Toothpaste but Is Not
My Greatest Fear #16: Face Paint
My Greatest Fear #17: Getting Attacked in the Shower
My Greatest Fear #18: The Sky Is Falling
My Greatest Fear #19: Broken Glass in Restaurants
My Greatest Fear #20: Dead Arms
My Greatest Fear #21: Chemical Explosions
My Greatest Fear #22: Garbage Bins
My Greatest Fear #23: Losing My Dry Cleaning Ticket
My Greatest Fear #24: Dropping a Baby
My Greatest Fear #25: The Key Breaking Off in the Lock
My Greatest Fear #26: Pulling a “Memento”
Your Greatest Fear #27: Butt-Dialing After Trash-Talking
My Greatest Fear #28: Spitting My Drink All Over a Date
My Greatest Fear #29: Accidentally Dialing 9-1-1
My Greatest Fear #30: Spraying Myself in the Eyes with PAM
My Greatest Fear #31: Causing a Car Accident with a Sneeze
My Greatest Fear #32: Drowning in My Sleep
My Greatest Fear #33: That I Can Smell Toxic Odorless Gases and I’M SMELLING ONE RIGHT NOW
My Greatest Fear #34: Getting Stuck with a Full Bladder
My Greatest Fear #35: That the Laptop Is Still on After You Close It
My Greatest Fear #36: That the Awesome Guest Star Won’t Become a Series Regular
My Greatest Fear #37: Passing Out from Exhaust Fumes Inhaled While Cleaning Snow Off My Car
My Greatest Fear #38: Staining My Dress Pants the Day After I Get Them Back from the Dry Cleaners
My Greatest Fear #39: Doing the One Thing You Absolutely Must Not Do
My Greatest Fear #40: Having 21 Items in the “20 Items or Fewer” Checkout Lane
My Greatest Fear #42: Cutting Off Circulation in My Finger While Flossing and Losing the Finger
My Greatest Fear #43: My Greatest Childhood Fear
My Greatest Fear #44: The Copy Machine Light
My Greatest Fear $45: Misleading a Police Officer
My Greatest Fear #47: Forgetting to Go Invisible After Finishing an Instant-Message Conversation
My Greatest Fear #48: Getting a Potato Chip in My Eye
My Greatest Fear #49: All Comment Notifications Sent to Spam
My Greatest Fear #50: Spraying Toilet Water in My Eyes
My Greatest Fear #52: Being Unable to Open a Jar
My Greatest Fear #53: Driving Without a License
My Greatest Fear #54: Laughing Out Loud During a Moment of Silence
My Greatest Fear #55: The Hooligan Sucker Punch
My Greatest Fear #56: Putting Headphones on the Wrong Ears
My Greatest Fear #57: Posting on the Wrong Blog
My Greatest Fear #58: Texting to the Wrong Person
My Greatest Fear #59: Brain Aneurysms on the Toilet
My Greatest Fear #60: Sonic Wave Attacks
My Greatest Fear #61: Forgetting to Refrigerate Leftovers
My Greatest Fears When Getting a Massage
My Greatest Fear #62: Thunder and Lightning
My Greatest Fear #63: Going to the Hospital During the Pandemic
My Greatest Fear #64: Opening a Neighbor’s Mail by Mistake
My Greatest Fear #65: Tick Swarms
My Greatest Fear #66: A Car Door Getting Knocked Off
My Greatest Procrastination: Shampooing My Car
My Greatest Shame Part 2: The Plunger
Hey Jamey – just noticed a broken link on this page to fear #28. Thanks for the laughs – these have been fun to read!
Thank you, Tim! I’ve fixed the link. 🙂