Bonus Post

A little tip for the people of the world: If you leave a message on someone’s voice mail, say your phone number slowly. Way more slowly than you would normally speak. So slowly that you think you sound like an idiot speaking that slowly. Too many people rush through that part of the message as if it’s an afterthought, a piece of information everyone already knows. I believe you that you know your phone number, but I assure you that I do not.

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