I wanted a Kelly green shirt. That’s the premise. Does every Kelly green shirt need to be about incest? Not necessarily. But I liked the rhyme, and the premise made me laugh. So I hopped on over to https://www.yours2wear.com/ and put together this little ditty.
The one thing I have yet to figure out is what to tell people when they say, “What’s that from?” A few people asked that already. It looks kind of like a movie quote. I can see that. Or something from a movie. But it’s not. It doesn’t really work if I say that I thought it was funny so I put it on a shirt. I’m thinking I could just say, “1993 was an awkward year.” Or something like that.
I’m sure you readers have a better line for me. I promise I’ll use it if it’s funny. Post on the boards or e-mail to jamey.stegmaier@gmail.com.
I really like my
“Dead Girls Don’t Say No” shirt
“I was sued by a prostitute’s union for my ‘Not a whore since ’94’ shirt.”
“Phil Collins took a dump on my living room table” shirt