Archive for October 19th, 2008

Extreme Makeover: Under Armour Edition

Under Armour is unstoppable. Not only does it adhere to the human form like the¬†alien symbiote in the black Spider-man suit, but it’s slyly¬†spelled with a “u,” which deceivingly makes one think it’s origins are British, and thus weak (see Risk; Revolutionary War; tooth decay; cooking)…however, it’s actually headquartered in Baltimore, a bastion of strength […]