The Plant Wrote It
I have a confession to make.
After 220 posts on Blogger, it is time that I admit that I am not Jamey Stegmaier. I pulled his profile photo off a clipart site a while back. I’m not him.
In fact, I’m not even human.
I’m a plant.
Specifically, a sweetheart plant (named for my heart-shaped leaves). About a year ago, a Japanese scientist attached sensors to my leaves and attached me to a laptop. That computer translates the electronic signals that glide over the surface of my leaves into modern, everyday English.
Think I’m kidding? Check out the video proof:
(Okay, so this blog isn’t written by a plant, but what if it was? The plant in question actually only writes about the weather and how it “feels,” but still, there’s a plant out there writing a blog. In Japanese, no less. So not only did this plant learn how to type, but it learned how to type in Japanese. That’s no easy feat.)