It’s not perfect every time you do it. You can try eight, nine times in a night, hoping for that level of perfection. You can use different positions, different speeds, various twists and turns, but each time is unique. You can’t be too mechanical about it, or it’s just not going to work out. I’m … Read more
Several people have requested that the next poll be of the Hottest Animated Disney Male. Although that’s not nearly as fun as this last poll, it could be interesting. I’ll be accepting nominations in the comments section below. In the female poll, there appeared to be a trend where any female voters would vote for … Read more
I just refreshed the poll for the last time at exactly 12:00 noon on Thursday, January 29, CST, and the results are as follows (total of 284 votes): Ariel: 117 (41%) Belle: 19 (7%) Esmerelda: 8 (3%) Jane: 8 (3%) Jasmine: 75 (26%) Mulan: 5 (2%) Pocahontas: 47 (17%) Nala: 5 (2%) It’s … Read more
I donated a few pints of blood today. This gave me the distinct privilege of asking everyone I encountered for the rest of the day the shaming question: “Did you give blood?” (Insinuating: “Oh, you didn’t give blood? You selfish, pitiful person. Increase your iron intake and roll up your sleeve, you sad excuse of … Read more
ST. LOUIS, Missouri (AP) — There comes a point in every man’s life when he needs to make a choice. A choice to eat the last thing in his freezer. On Monday, January 26, Trevor MacDougall made that choice. MacDougall arrived home just before 6:30 in the evening. He immediately walked over to the freezer, … Read more
Parking is a fairly joyless act. Some people get odd pleasure out of parallel parking–I’m satisfied if I can get my car into a space twice as long as the vehicle. Universally, though, there is one great pleasure about parking: When you pull into a parking space and discover that the adjacent parking space is … Read more
What if I told you that you could walk on a treadmill for 5 hours a day to generate power for someone else’s business? Would that be something you’d be interested in? There’s a new workout center in Portland called the Green Microgym that is using the energy generated by exercise bikes and treadmills to … Read more
Yesterday, the citizens of Nashville voted to reject a proposal that would have made English the official language in their city. Fair enough. But their reason, as stated by the New York Times? “Critics said the proposal would tarnish Nashville’s reputation as a cultural mixing pot and drive away immigrants and international businesses.” Maybe it’s … Read more
Ok…so I’m a pill-pushing Egyptian. A drug dealer from the Land of the Pharaohs. King Tut’s apothecary. So that leaves one more interesting fact to share. My aspiration: To play the guitar and get a gig at a local bar So you’re probably thinking that since I’m a pharmacist, my aspiration would be to find … Read more
Remember those “supersized” episodes of Friends that took 40 minutes to watch but were really just as long as normal episodes because of all the commercials (okay, commercials plus one or two scenes that should have been deleted and wouldn’t make the cut for a normal episode)? Remember those? I want supersized Office and 30 … Read more