Fist Names, continued

Trevor sent me an extensive list of fist names that’s too good not to post. If you’re having trouble thinking of fist names for yourself, feel free to consult this helpful list.

Simon and Garfunkel
Peter Pan and Captain Hook
The Cream and the Clear (Barry Bonds already has rights to these names)
Veal and Mutton
Truth and Justice
Prudence and Bernice
Mario and Luigi
Captain and Crunch
F**k and You
Bambi and Thumper (weak hand being Bambi, strong one Thumper)
Thelma and Louise
Rodgers and Hammerstein
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
Cruella Deville and her Henchman
Mustard and Ketchup
Chip and Dale
Christopher Columbus and Ferdinand Magellan
Andy Dick and Pauly Shore
Yogi and Boo Boo
Paris and Nicole
Fuzzy Navel and Cosmopolitan
Mary and Joseph
Roberts and Brigham Young
“Where’s the love?” And “Not here, motherf**ker!”

And Trevor’s, from Fight Club: Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln

4 thoughts on “Fist Names, continued”

  1. I’ve thought about it, but after that incident in ’92 I’ve spent the last 16 grueling years trying to stay off the list of people the government watches. I worry that starting a blog would be a step in the wrong direction.



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