How to Get a Six-Pack in 30 Minutes

Particularly in today’s economy, most men neither have the time nor energy to go through the rigmarole of getting a six-pack. The endless hours spent doing situps could be spent watching Flight of the Conchords instead (hilarious this season!).

Most quick and easy fixes are too good to be true. This is one of those rare instances where my solution is too good and too true (and it increases your risk of skin cancer!).

Step 1. Wait for a sunny day.

Step 2. Do as many situps in a row as you can until you cramp up.

Step 3. Go outside and take your shirt off.

Step 4. Support yourself on your elbows and expose your chest to the sun. Wait 20-30 minutes, depending on the strength of the sun.

When all of this is over, allow the tan/sunburn to set in a little bit. Because you were crunching your stomach flab together in six-pack formation out in the sun, the unexposed lines when you stand up will create perfect abs good for the next week or so.

Give it a try. I guarantee that it might work.

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