Archive for January 26th, 2010

How to Ask Out Your Waitress

This is a¬†quandary¬†that has haunted me for years. Years, I tell you. I think the quick and easy answer is that you develop a witty rapport with the waitress while she’s serving you, and she’s smiling and laughing and maybe touching your shoulder, and so it’s only natural that you slip her your number at […]