7 Phrases Women Like to Hear

My mother, bless her heart, recently sent me this article as good blog fodder. It’s titled, “7 Phrases Men Like to Hear.” It’s not all that insightful into the male psyche, but a few are really good. I’ll recap here:

  1. You look great.
  2. I love your [insert body part].
  3. I love it when you [insert action].
  4. That woman just checked you out.
  5. You’re right.
  6. Will you help me unscrew this?
  7. You’re not going bold.

I got a kick out of “That woman just checked you out,” because, although it’s true, I guarantee that I’ll be sizing up that woman if you say that to me. Also, “Will you help me unscrew this?” is funny to me because I’m not really the strongest when it comes to unscrewing jars.

So it got me thinking, what are 7 stereotypical (and perhaps even insightful) phrases that women like to hear? I’ll take a stab at this, and if you want to add one or correct me, feel free to do so in the comments.

  1. You smell fantastic.
  2. I can’t stop laughing about [specific joke woman said earlier].
  3. I’d rather be here with you.
  4. That woman just checked you out.
  5. I want so badly to take you to the [private location] right now, tear off your [item of clothing that’s way too expensive to actually tear off], and [sexual act] with a [random item, like ice cubes, strawberries, or tuna fish] until I [extreme example of exhaustion].
  6. I was doing [activity] today and I thought of you.
  7. I miss you already.

What else?