Archive for November 10th, 2010

The Last Chocolate Factory

The Last Chocolate Factory

I received some devastating news today. If mankind continues consuming chocolate at the rate we’re currently on, in 20 years, chocolate will be too expensive for the average person to afford. I’m the average person. That’s me. This is terrible. The obvious solution is that the rest of you should stop eating chocolate immediately so […]


18 First Dates

18 First Dates

After dating two women back to back for a total of 5 years, I needed a break. I was intentionally single for about 5 months (for the most part), and I stayed single for a while after that. But I wanted to be more open to meeting women again, and I felt that my heart […]