Archive for August 25th, 2011

Annie and the Prostitute

Annie and the Prostitute

This is a story about how I learned about prostitutes. My first kiss happened in kindergarten. I was standing in line (single-file, of course) after recess, and the girl I had a crush on was in front of me. I blew an air kiss at her (she wasn’t looking) and wondered if it counted as my first kiss. I […]


Contrivance #2: Clearing a Desk for Sex

Contrivance #2: Clearing a Desk for Sex

I promise that not all of these contrivances will be sexual. But this one is worth mentioning. In movies and TV shows, people are constantly swiping everything off their desk to clear a path for sex. Doesn’t matter what’s on the desk–computer, coffee mugs, pencil holders, important documents–everything  ends up on the floor. It’s meant […]