Wedding Photo Caption Contest!

I know, you’ve had enough photos of me at my sister’s wedding. Last one, I promise! My uncle just posted this on Facebook, and I think it’s time for a good old fashioned photo caption contest.

Post what you think I’m saying in the comments section. The funniest quote will become the permanent caption for this photo. Entries due by Friday. No limit to the number of entries per person.

…so I said, “Just one more big push! And then I caught the baby.”

21 thoughts on “Wedding Photo Caption Contest!”

  1. Copying my comments from facebook…

    …and I wrapped my fingers around his neck and killed him with my bare hands

    Walk Like and Egyptian is being danced to over his left shoulder.

    …and then she charged me with harassment.

    .. [something about Biddy].

  2. *poof!* “Was this the drink you were thinking of?” Or…

    “Jamey tries to liven up the party by showing off his Jedi mind tricks.” Or…

    “And there I was in the belly of the beast…”

  3. So, just a few quick questions on how this contest works:

    1. How is the “funniest” going to be determined? A poll with all of the submissions after Friday?

    2. Prize? Or just bragging rights for best caption? (It is a contest after all) 🙂

  4. 1. I’ll determine the funniest.

    2. The prize is that the winning quote will be placed under the photo as the official caption for all eternity.

  5. “You don’t appear interested in men’s fashion, but this is how I pull off the waistcoat, rolled up sleeves look”

  6. “Oh yeah, I fight terrorism. First, I grab them. Then, I twist their nipples, just like this. It never fails…they always scream for mercy.”

  7. So I yelled, throw me the ball! I am wide open! My arms outstretched like this…and I waited…

    Throw the damn ball this way!

  8. “While it protected my loins from the elements, some base instinct in my cats’ savage minds, recognized the cloth (better than I did) as a sign of how vulnerable I really was.”

  9. Reason why the lady next to you is not impressed.

    “I like big butts and I cannot lie.”

    LOL!!! I can’t help it.

  10. So many hilarious caption ideas! It was really hard to narrow it down, but I have to say that my favorite is…

    …so I said, “Just one more big push! And then I caught the baby.”

    The jubilant expression on my face plays a big part in it.

    I’ve tried to remember what I was actually talking about at that time, but I have no idea. I’m guessing it was less interesting than I thought it was, based on the expression on my aunt’s face.


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