Archive for October 4th, 2012

The Year Andrew Stegmaier Became an Adult

The Year Andrew Stegmaier Became an Adult

At a family reunion about 20 years ago, I said hi to one of my little cousins. He was about 5 years old at the time, and when I asked him what was new, he answered in a full, coherent sentence. The last time I had seen him a year prior to that, he talked […]


Pet Please #77: Learning That an Innocent-Sounding Song Is Actually Quite Naughty

Pet Please #77: Learning That an Innocent-Sounding Song Is Actually Quite Naughty

Have you caught yourself bobbing your head to “Home” by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes lately? It’s that peppy song with the whistling. Just an innocent little ditty about coming home with someone you care about, right? “Bobbing” might be the only accurate modifier for that song, because apparently that song is about oral […]