Festivus 2012 Pet Pleases

I haven’t received the Festivus rankings from my impartial voters yet, but I do have something to share with you today. By Trev’s suggestion, I added a slim column to my Festivus grievance whiteboards for pet pleases. I know, it goes against the spirit of Festivus, but I like the idea that even on a day of grieving, there are things to be thankful for.

Here is the list in no particular order from my Festivus party attendees:

  • Arrested Development is back!
  • Wonder Bread is no more
  • Gangnam Style
  • living alone = wearing no clothes!
  • #StegStache
  • New Girl
  • Jason Motte, David Freese, and Jon Jay
  • house parties with formal dress
  • Zumba
  • yoga pants
  • leggings now = pants
  • tuxedo t-shirts

There was one other one, but it wasn’t quite blog-appropriate.

What’s your 2012 pet please of the year?

1 thought on “Festivus 2012 Pet Pleases”

  1. I wasn’t the one who wrote tuxedo t-shirts, but I’ll second that one since I wore one to Festivus and since they are much more comfortable than your standard suit and tie!


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