If you were a zombie, which celebrity would you most want to eat?
There are several approaches you could take with your answer. The first is a celebrity that is so incredibly annoying that you would totally target him or her if you were a brain-hungry zombie. The second is a celebrity that would be so delicious to a mindless zombie that you would hone in on the scent from miles away. The third…I’m sure there’s a third. You can think of it.
I’m going to go with the second–just like I’m a jovial drunk, I think I’d be a fun-loving zombie who just wants a good meal. Thus my answer, unequivocally, would be Salma Hayek. Salma, you’re wonderful, and if I were human I’d feel bad. But I’m a zombie in this scenario, and you’re a delicious gordita with breasts.
Who would be your celebrity snack if you were a zombie.