Archive for June 18th, 2014

Confession #20: I Can’t Open Twist-Off Bottles

Confession #20: I Can't Open Twist-Off Bottles

I’ve hidden this secret for years, and it’s time to face the truth: Most of the time, I can’t open twist-off bottles without the aid of a bottle opener. Yes. This is a fact. Just today at lunch I labored over a bottle for several seconds, even considering breaking it on the edge of the table and […]