Does This Sweater Make Me Look Like Freddy Krueger?

You need to know two things about me to read this post:

  1. I don’t watch scary movies. I think I could count on one hand the number of horror movies I’ve seen in my life.
  2. I don’t buy clothes very often. Currently I own four sweaters, and I’ve owned each of them for somewhere between 6 and 11 years.

I’ve been trying to keep my heating bill under control, hence my desire to have a few more sweaters. So the other day I bit the bullet and bought 5 sweaters online.

Three are no good. One I really like. Another I also really like, but there might be a problem.

As a friend pointed out, it’s very similar to the sweater that Freddy Krueger wore in a series of movies I’ve never seen.

So I need your help. Please compare the following two photos. If I look too much like Freddy Krueger in this sweater, I cannot keep it. You can tell me what you think on the poll at the bottom or in the comments.



I tried to pose like Freddy. I’m the one in the second photo.