When I was in fourth grade, we spent a few hours one day learning about Chinese culture. Apparently the school board had deemed that was enough time to fully understand one of the largest, most populated, oldest countries in the world.
I distinctly remember learning my zodiac sign that day. I was born in January 1981, so the teacher told me I was born in the year of the rooster. I was secure in this knowledge…until yesterday.
Yesterday, a friend who was celebrating the Chinese New Year informed me that I was not born in the year of the rooster. Nay, I was born in the year of the monkey. The metal monkey.
This. Changes. Everything.
I’ve molded my entire life under the false pretense that my zodiac sign is a rooster. For every major decision I’ve made, I’ve asked myself, “What would a rooster do?” The answer has lead me down a number of paths that I’m now doubting:
Heck, I even created a core mechanism in my first published game, Viticulture, based on the rooster!
Now that I know my zodiac is actually a monkey, a lot of things need to change in my life. I’m open to recommendations. What’s something monkeys do that I should incorporate into my daily routine?